Dear _______
please _______
Dear blank please blank is a website where you can “preach to the winds”, i.e. anonymously vent all your bad experiences, anger, frustrations, or just everyday thoughts, addressing your thoughts either to the intended person or to whomever it may concern. You can compile everything you want to say to someone, as well as scenarios about third persons, in a letter beginning with “Dear” and signing off with a highly proper “Sincerely“ signing either your own name or the name of the person on whose behalf you’re writing on. You can view various unsent letters from users worldwide on the website’s hilarious “wall”, and if you have an idea for a letter and it’s deemed interesting enough to the site’s owners, it’ll be included on said wall.
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